Your male friends will send you e-mails filled with all sorts of great things, like videos of monkeys sniffing their butts
videos of people setting themselves on fire
and videos of frat boys eating cockroaches for beer money.
Basically, they'll send you a bunch of really high quality entertainment.
But women? Not so much. I used to date this British foreign exchange student
and everyday that I knew her I had to empty my mailbox of all the junk she sent me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy looking at photos of pussy but not when it's a couple hundred photos of baby kittens with a message saying "look how cute they are". . . and the next day she emailed me about a couple hundred photos of other baby animals with a message saying "look how cute they are". And then she did it again, and again, and again. What was I supposed to do with that crap?
I didn't dump her over her e-mail habits, but after a while, I certainly never looked at her the same way again...
And she wasn't the only one, like everyone else who was ever employed, I've had female co-workers send me lame jokes, photos of boring sunsets, photos of ugly babies they thought were cute and photos of fuzzy little squirrels (and not that funny photo of a squirrel chomping on some dude's testicles either).
Stop that crap. If it's not a video of Prince Charles wrapping his stretch limo around a telephone pole or a real-life sighting of Godzilla, odds are good that we just don't want it sent to us. Basically, unless you're fat,
sending original nude photos of yourself (with proper lighting of course)
= good. Sending anything else = probably not so good.
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