I thought Brad was going to get mad and we would punch each other but Brad just said "That's cool man, whatever."

 

But it wasn't cool.  Everyone I know wants to bang Asian women except me.  And when I tell people I have no interest in Oriental poontang, everyone gets mad and asks "Is it because you're racist?"  And I'm like "No.  It's because I don't want to become a pedophile in my future."
Then everyone tries to get me institutionalized, but they're the ones who are crazy I tell you! Not me!

Basically, as acclaimed French sociologist Pierre Bourdieu put it in his book "Distinction", taste is never created in a vacuum, whatever your social group tells you to like is what you end up liking. That's because of a little something called social conditioning.  Social conditioning decides what TV shows you'll watch, how popped your collar will be, what political party you're going to vote for and what sort of people you're going to want to have sex with.

You see, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if beauty is the thing that's seen, then the beholder is the society that sees it.  Godzilla is far more attracted to Mothra than Megan Fox because on Monster Island banging humans is worse than bestiality.  If you're a giraffe, long necks are sexy to you.  If you're a bird, feathers make your pecker take flight.  If you live in an African country then chicks with giant afros riding on zebras are considered to be classically beautiful.  If you live in an Asian society then Asian women are sexy.  If you live in a society where the media pressures women to shave off all their pubic hair and you remove a woman's panties only to discover a full bush you'll start panicking because you won't know what to do with it (shave it? Eat it? Kill it with fire? Shrink yourself down to one sixteenth your size and play hide and seek in its lush endangered forestry?).  Meanwhile, if you live in a hippie commune and you see some shaved clam for once, well you're probably going to have a bad trip maaaaaaaan. 

 

Godzilla, shown here displaying the sexual preferences of giant monsters. 

As a survival mechanism, species learn to adapt.  So if you're living in a country that produces only small chested women with small, child-like butts your brain isn't going to screw you over by making you unable to get aroused by anyone you see. No!  Your brain is going to adapt.  Look, a good 90% of Asian girls have no booties and they are flat.  They look like 11-year-old boys, or to be charitable, like 11-year-old boys with wigs and miniskirts on.  Now, sexual conditioning works by exposure.  If an Asian man living in an Asian country (like say, Japan), if all he sees are petite Asian girls with no waist, tiny breasts and precious little side-butt, his sexual conditioning will raise him to be attracted to small waists and tiny breasts.  Now riddle me this Batman... who has the tiniest waists and the most non-existent breasts of all?  That's right, prepubescent girls!  Underage children!  The Japanese want to bang prepubescent girls. Did you know that the age of consent in Japan is 13?  It's no coincidence, it's a result of the pedophilia that arises from prolonged exposure to Asian women!   Before 1999, there wasn't any age of consent in Japan at all - you could bang children all day and nothing would happen to you.  An age of consent wasn't created due to pressure from inside Japan either, it happened only because Japan was being pressured by OTHER COUNTRIES to create an age of consent.  That shit doesn't happen by coincidence: just look at the way the Japanese sexualize children.  Japan is the only country where sexualized drawings of underage girls constitute a respectable, thriving business (these are among the tamest pics I could find):

Getting turned on by women who look like children is something that is encoded in the Japanese national psyche, all of the Asian cultural psyches even.  The reason for this is not because there are too many sexy children running around.  The reason is because there are too many sexy grown Asian women that look like children running around, and this creates a desire for women who look like children among the male population.  They don't teach you this shit in sociology class do they foo'?

Thus, Asian girls are like a gateway drug.  First you smoke pot, then you eat mushrooms and then you shoot heroin.  Then you're homeless.   I'm pretty sure that's true because my guidance counselor told me so.  It's the same way with another kind of gateway drug: first you start having sex with Asian girls, then you start having sex with even smaller chested Asian girls and then you start having sex with children.  Then you're on parole again.  Oh sure, not everyone who smokes pot will end up using heroin, just like how not everyone who likes exclusively banging small chested Asian women is going to become a pedophile... but there's always that ten percent who will.  That's just indisputable.

The reason Japanese men are so attracted to children is because so many of the grown women over there look like children.  That's social conditioning... but social conditioning works both ways: I should mention it's also true that living in America makes you want to have sex with fat chicks.  Don't believe me?  Just look at your ex-wife.  Proof right there.