Most Recent:

March 14th:
The grim truth about fairytales.

March 7th:
The four worst public service announcements of all time.

February 28th:
What men secretly want to ask women.

February 13th:
Kinko's: the worst customer service ever.  EVER!

February 7th:
Dracula Sucks. Confessions of a lonely vampire.

February 1st:
Forget the "Director's Cut", get it right the first time!

January 23rd:
The World's Most Crowded Places.

January 10th:
The World's Hottest Supermodels (OR ARE THEY???)

December 28th:
Proof that drugs make you stupid.

December 15th:
Give more effective compliments by lying!

December 7th:
Top six worst things about racing games.

November 22nd:
Asian women are a gateway drug... TO SEXUAL PERVERSION!

November 16th:
The difference between liberals and conservatives revealed!

November 12th:
Snickers: The only thing I will ever love. :-(

November 3rd:
The difference between American and Japanese comics.

October 26th:
How I built my media empire

How I built my media empire.   Part 2.

October 12th:
Can't homeless people just like, go away?

October 2nd:
Stop dressing up everywhere you go.

September 23rd:
Dodgeball:
the sport of pimps.

September 15th:
Your Favorite Superheroes All SUCK!

THE REST OF THE ARTICLES ARE BELOW!


World War 2: Best Sequel Ever.
September 7th

Modern video games are for pussies.
September 3rd

Why the entertainment industry is tanking.
August 30th

TIME RACISM!  The hidden racism.
August 26th

The top six biggest mistakes critics and reviewers make.
August 22nd

A tribute to the greatest word in existence.
August 19th

Just because I do drugs doesn't mean I'm not a winner, motherfucker!
August 13th

The worst movie villain of all time.
August 10th

Impotency isn't always the man's fault.
August 6th

Music reviews don't need to exist.
August 1st

The 2 dumbest things the news does.
July 26th

The worst heavy metal lyrics of all time.
July 22nd

How to be happy.  It's easy
July  21st

Stop whoring for minimum wage
July  17th

Dealing with dealers.  The downside of being cool 

A tale of teenage sexual retardation 

One annoying thing women do everyday 

Fuck Poison Ivy.  Seriously. 

I don't need to know why you're using the bathroom, shithead. 

Filthy perverts on the news again.  And again.  And again. 


Imaginary Friends can suck my ass

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I made a video rant that will melt your brain (in a bad way).  Located on youtube:

Time traveling pimp exposes the truth about smoking.

While you're at it, you can check out my other youtube videos.  A few of them have material that's not available on this website.  Specifically these ones:

Smoking in public makes you Hitler.

Questions men want to ask women... answered! PART 1.

Questions men want to ask women... answered!  PART 2.

More videos will come in the future.  Rejoice.